Survivor Gummed
Survivor Gummed
ok folks last one from me today so its time for some more for the kids?
Q: What did the water say to the boat?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoilt milk.
Q: What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
A: De-CALF-enated!
Q: How many words are in The Complete English Dictionary?
A: Four!
Q: What are two things you can’t have for lunch?
A: Breakfast and dinner!
Plane crash
Q: If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and the USA, where would they bury the survivors?
A: You don’t bury survivors! They are alive!
Q: What did the grape do when the elephant sat on it?
A: It let out a little wine.
Q: What is fastest, hot or cold?
A: Hot, you can catch a cold.
Q: Where did the spaghetti go to dance?
A: The meat ball!
Q: What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
A: The teacher says “Spit out your gum” and the train says “Choo! Choo!”
Q: What do you call an oyster that won’t share?
A: A selfish shellfish.
Hi Chris,
Hehehe.. These may be for The Little ones but I sure enjoy these too.. Lol.. A Star Chris..
A Friend,
poppy1
